Monday, January 30, 2012

Gratitude: My Hair

I feel like my hair is God's way of saying, "I know you have horrible body issues so I'm going to throw you a bone and give you awesome hair. I'll even make it strong and low maintenance. You have no excuse to complain about it."



jacket: Target, tank: Old Navy, jeans: Mango, leg warmers: I forget,
boots: Kohl's, belt: Mr. Branlflake


I don't brush or comb my locks.
I wash and condition with herbal essences and let it air dry if it's not in a bun for class.
It's not perfect (I have fly aways and baby hairs) but it's a very effective flirting device.
I can't wink at Mr. Branflake but I sure can toss my hair!



My hair is my greatest accessory. 
Mr. Branflake tells me everyday how much he loves my hair. 
He usually says it as he's pulling clumps of it out of the drain and vacuum. (hee hee)
Yes, my husband vacuums. He also does the dishes and folds my laundry. 





Jealous?

It's the hair toss, I tell you!
author's note: I am joking. A hair toss won't get you a man. It will get you an amazing man. (wink)





46 comments:

Erika @ ~TiptoeButterfly~ said...

love ur outfit - and YES i'm jealous of your hair - i wasn't blessed so - i have SUPEr thin/fine hair ... i DREAM of thick locks!

Marshall said...

I laughed at him finding your hair in the drain and vaccuum... OHH ME TOO. Your hair IS amazing.. and I don't know what you're talking about - you have a rockin bod!

Lady Grey said...

SO jealous....my hair looks good for about 1 hour after blow-drying, then it's pretty much a mess for the next 23 hours! Oh well, c'est la vie!
ps: you're GORGEOUS, all around!
xo

jillian :: cornflake dreams. said...

LOVE your hair! it is gorgeous :) and good to know about the hair tossing.. might have to try that out for h :) xoxo jillian:: cornflake dreams

Hollie said...

Hi. You're so pretty. That's all.

Brandi {not your average ordinary} said...

You're all around gorgeous, Tiffany. But yes, your hair is particularly awesome. My new hairdresser told me to grow mine out, said I had great hair. I'd never thought of my hair that way really, but I may give it a shot. I'll just have to be careful with the whole hair toss -- knowing my luck, I'd whip it around too fast and smack someone in the face.

SabinePsynopsis said...

I love your hair, Tiffany - it is amazing! Wondering now if I could improve mine by going from 100 brushes a day to 0.

Ana Degenaar said...

If I had hair like that I would also be grateful! So gorg!

hope in high heels said...

This made me laugh out loud! mental note to self: practice hair toss to see what it can get me from my wonderful husband... a Chanel handbag perhaps!?

ps. while your hair is pretty damn fabulous, so is the rest of you :)

Olya said...

Awesome ! I love your hair - it's always so beautiful! My hubby does the dishes and helps to vac too ;) That' the true love, I say!

Krysten @ Why Girls Are Weird said...

Majorly jealous, I absolutely dislike my hair. But I've got great lips!

Jessica Havican said...

You do have fabulous hair! I wish mine was straight like yours. I have luscious, thick locks (which is nice) but my hair is wavy so it is definitely not low maintenance. SO my hair looks great with effort and product and styling tools. LOL!

rolala said...

You totally have the fabulous kind of hair I've always coveted. Mine can look great but only after some major coaxing.

Ashleigh said...

I LOVE this!! It's so nice to seeing someone loving what they've got instead of complaining about it. And you do have fabulous hair!!

Whit K said...

Somehow this came up the other day, and I was explaining to my sister how awesome your hair is. I still can't believe you don't even have to brush it! We were both jealous.

Punctuation Mark said...

very... mine is crazy and have to blow dry it so i can tame it but hate to do it too often... it definitely is beautiful!

Alexa said...

Wow. I wish. Haha. Definitely have to blow dry and curl mine to give it some body.

Dancing Branflake said...

Jessica- I have always wondered how getting a perm for a little wave would effect the low maintenance aspect. You've just convinced me not to get a perm!

Dancing Branflake said...

Whit- I remember that night we talked about our hair. Such a fun night!

Elizabeth said...

your hair is amazeballs!

x

Lemanie said...

Awww you look so pretty! I'm totally jealous of your beautiful hair! My hair is not as well-behaved! hehe

Tabitha said...

You are never arrogant but you are always gorgeous!
Look at that hair, it's magnificent and you know what else I'm envious of? The muscles on your legs - I have twig legs but I know you must work for hours on your fitness everyday.

Mrs. P Vega said...

:) I love my hair too. Once I switched shampoo and conditioner products and it was a very very bad idea. I know now that she knows what she likes and I better stick to it.

Lisa Lisa Lisa said...

I do love your hair! These pictures are fantastic. Surely these pictures also help with any body issues you may typically see.
And that Mr of your's? He is tiptops.

Lena at A Crimson Kiss said...

CRACKING UP-John is always pulling my hair out of drains and off of the broom, and he's also the one who washed the floors and the dishes! Boy did we ever get lucky!

THE ALTERNATIVE WIFE said...

Haha you're adorable!!! And you do happen to have the most amazing hair! Lucky girl :) xoxo

Kristin said...

Your hair is incredibly gorgeous!

LenoreNeverM♡re said...

Fab-fab hair, Tiffany!
Branflakes belt? Wah...quite a nice designer name(wink*)

Lori Anderson said...

If I had your body I'd be sooo happy right now -- not to mention your hair!

The PvdH Journal said...

Oh wow it is gorgeous! I am always slightly jealous of straight hair gals when they say about low maintenance haha. I also adore my hair, but since it is wavy I have to put more care into it to avoid frizz!

Elizabeth said...

I wish my hair was that beautiful! Your so blessed to have such gorgeous hair.

VintageDanielle said...

HAHA, love this post. I too love my hair. Even if my body or face gets me annoyed and mad, I know my hair will always do well. Although, right now, its recovering from a perm two years ago :) Your man is too sweet

Jessi said...

You have NO idea how jealous... I have fine flat locks that take some product and work and time to get looking even half amazing as yours does. So often I longingly (creepily?) will stare at gals like you who walk by with flowing, naturally voluminous locks. Le sigh.
xoxo J

Kimia Kline said...

lol. that hair toss is awesome.

Clara Turbay said...

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Caitlin said...

I may be more jealous that he folds your laundry. But no really, your hair is AMAZING! I think recently I was admiring how LONG it is!! JELLY!

Katie said...

I am a little jealous! My hair is a little on the crazy side, not curly, not even wavy, but definitely not straight...
Your hair is lovely, and you let it air dry?! Awesome.

Conversation Pieces said...

You have gorgeous hair my dear! (Love the idea of being given good hair to make up for other things... wonder what I got... my hair and me have a long history of not getting on!!)

Violet Tinder said...

you DO have fantastic hair!!
cute photos :)))

Shulamit E said...

um yeah.. lol. but i do love my fro!!

Viviana said...

You do have incredible hair!!
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drollgirl said...

lol. you DO have awesome hair, and a fab face, and a perfect body, and oodles of talent, and a great blog! and a man that vacuums?!?!? girl, you've got it all!

megan lane said...

haha! you do have gorgeous locks!! I am jealous of how low maintenance they are (and how long!!)

allyn said...

you do have phenomenal hair, my dear! just lovely. your mister should be smitten!

p.s. your photographs looks so great!

Olya Baileys - fashion kuraga said...

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jennifer / my little adventures said...

omg your hair is amazing! lol i'm so jealous :D