This blog is usually rated G, but it's about to get PG.
Turn around, my modest friends.
One night I asked Mr. Branflake for belly rubs after consuming way too much popcorn in no amount of time.
When people look up 'inhalation of food' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me in front of the television with a big bowl of popcorn.
Mr. Branflake reaches under my shirt to rub my belly,
puts his hand on my skin, and says,
"What is this?"
in an absolutely confused voice.
A trillion thoughts go through my mind of all the embarrassing things that could be found on my belly.
I'll spare you those blushing thoughts.
What does he find?
A piece of popcorn in my belly button.
I finished my popcorn at 8 pm.
He came home at 10 pm
It had been lodged in there for a good amount of time.
He laughed so hard and I was mortified.
And laughing, as well.
When I eat, I eat hard.
I freakin' love popcorn.
Here's some popcorn to inspire your next intimate moment.
|Salted Caramel Easter Popcorn by Two Peas and Their Pod|
|S'mores Popcorn by Thirty Hand Made Days|
|Cinnabun Popcorn by Get Off Your Butt and Bake|
|Cookies and Cream Popcorn by Sweet Treats and More|
|Spicy Caramel Bacon Popcorn by A Cozy Kitchen|
I love just a little salt and butter,
but sometimes you need to sweeten things up a little.
Ya hear me?