This blog is usually rated G, but it's about to get PG.
Turn around, my modest friends.
One night I asked Mr. Branflake for belly rubs after consuming way too much popcorn in no amount of time.
When people look up 'inhalation of food' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me in front of the television with a big bowl of popcorn.
Cut scene:
Mr. Branflake reaches under my shirt to rub my belly,
puts his hand on my skin, and says,
"What is this?"
in an absolutely confused voice.
A trillion thoughts go through my mind of all the embarrassing things that could be found on my belly.
I'll spare you those blushing thoughts.
What does he find?
A piece of popcorn in my belly button.
I finished my popcorn at 8 pm.
He came home at 10 pm
It had been lodged in there for a good amount of time.
He laughed so hard and I was mortified.
And laughing, as well.
When I eat, I eat hard.
I freakin' love popcorn.
Here's some popcorn to inspire your next intimate moment.
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| Salted Caramel Easter Popcorn by Two Peas and Their Pod |
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| S'mores Popcorn by Thirty Hand Made Days |
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| Cinnabun Popcorn by Get Off Your Butt and Bake |
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| Cookies and Cream Popcorn by Sweet Treats and More |
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| Spicy Caramel Bacon Popcorn by A Cozy Kitchen |
I love just a little salt and butter,
but sometimes you need to sweeten things up a little.
Ya hear me?
56 comments:
Oh, you are just so darn cute!! I have found various popcorn pieces lodged within cowl necks, cleavage, etc. hee hee. xo
I agree!! Popcorn is so good! My husband always makes fun of me when I want to make popcorn- but a girl's gotta have it, right?
haha that is funny!
And I love popcorn too!
hahaha!
I love popcorn too!
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Haha! I love this, Tiffany! And now I'm craving popcorn!
For some reason, I always receive those Popcorn Factory catalogs, and I literally spend hours pouring over them - even more than fashion catalogs! Everything looks so scrummy! :P
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Oh my word...HILARIOUS! So funny!
Haha brilliant post! My boyfriend is always finding bit of popcorn on my tops and around the house haha...he calls it 'evidence'...I just can't hide if from him! x
Hahaha that's hysterical! Listen, it happens to the best of us :) Love popcorn myself. There's all this buzz lately about how good it is for you and I'm sticking with that!
Have a great weekend, Tiff! xoxo
I am wanting to make that easter popcorn treat for the boys.
I found a popcorn that turns blue when it pops... at Target. We love it. (:
HAHAHAA omg so funny! love it!
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HAHAHAA omg so funny! love it!
xo
b
LOL that is freakin' hilarious! You and Mr. Branflake will be laughing about this one forever!
Hahaha - too funny! I'm not a huge popcorn fan, but occasionally love some doused in caramel!
Mm..very yummy and cute story, sweets! Popcorn is actually pretty healthy.. well, consumed not in masses and without sweets! haha ;)
I have never met a girl who loves popcorn more. I can just hear Mr. Branflake bust up after stumbling upon that little discovery. That story is HILARIOUS! Haha, and so very very PG. I almost had to bust out my smelling salts after reading that one ;) Oh, and I am dying over that first picture of you below with your hair and dress and tippy toes. You're so beautiful.
first of all, hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
second of all, bacon!!! I have never thought about popcorn being so diverse. I just throw salt on it. I shall rectify this siuation immediately.
thanks, lovely.
x
You are so funny. I TOTALLY think the worst too when my husband asks questions like that. Us girls are silly.
- Sarah
A Girl In Transit
OMG this is SO funny! I literally laughed out loud! I actually pulled a Cheez-It from my cowl neck sweater last night...it had been there since lunchtime!
Popcorn is my addiction.
What a spicy weekend post, Tiffany :) All the tummy upset must surely have been caused by the evil belly-button popcorn...
A popcorn maker should be high on the wishlist!
Now I'm hungry for popcorn - it all looks so good!
you are totally me! i do that, and when the movie's over, and i stand up, it falls out!!!
bah! how embarrassing!
i used to know a male nurse that had awesome stories from the ER. he said one time a GIGANTIC lady came in to the ER for something or other. they had to look her over and get ready to run tests and such. they asked her to raise her arm at one point. she did, and an oreo cookie fell out.
no telling how long it had been there. THE HORROR!
What a cute and funny story!Your hubby is so sweet for the tummy rubs. I looove popcorn too, sometimes I go through phases and eat it everyday.
Oh Tiffany, this whole story is too cute, and just hilarious!
LOL!! Oh Tiffany, I sure love you. And I, too, LOVE popcorn. Ridiculously so. The s'mores popcorn recipe?? I'm on it.
xoxo J
I just inhaled a bowl of popcorn on the couch hah! those recipes look amazing... Never tough of getting so creative with popcorn!
You are hilarious! Hmm I don't even want to examine what could be in my belly button!
I wish you a weekend full of salted caramel popcorn!
xoxo,
Chic 'n Cheap Living
haha, I have a very similar story!! Popcorn is so great. :) My husband makes fun of me for eating it so much. (like twice a week AT LEAST). What's your favorite? and what's your take on microwave vs. air-popped?
So funny! I hope it wasn't one of the caramel covered varieties you've posted here - that sounds like it would be messy :)
So funny! Well it's the new health craze .. maybe we will see some kind of POPCORN BODY BUTTER that helps smooth out the belly?
AH!! Too funny! I've been on a popcorn kick lately, too! Maybe they're putting something addictive in the popcorn hahah
What an adorable and funny blog post, LOVED it!!! I have found that when I eat popcorn with my infinity scarf on, pieces fall into and then I discover them at random times and can't help but laugh...it's like I'm saving up for later! LOL! You and Mr. Branflake sound so cute, and yay for popcorn, no matter where you find it! :)
I love popcorn... this post is sooo cute :D MAKING ME SMILE
this is a fantastic story!!! you hubby stories make me daydream all the time! Happy weekend!
This is very sweet!!!
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That's hilarious! oh my goodness... I have to admit That's probably happened to me on more than one occasion. just without the husband finding it part haha
This is so cute and all this popcorn inspiration has me hungry! I really want to try the S'mores Popcorn!
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I TOO was a dancer. I too, love popcorn, and I could write a BOOK on my exploits with popcorn.....
I am also SMALL, thin but beware! I can inhale TWO large bowls of popcorn before you know what hit ya.
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Haha, that would happen to me too -- mm all of that popcorn looks so tasty!
OMG I want it all! x
i'm so glad you shared that story . . . and all the delicious popcorn recipes!
So funny! I love popcorn too! I can eat an entire box of poppycock! These look amazing.
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Teresa
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haha, what a cute post! That's the beauty with your soul mate, these things we can laugh at with love. The popcorn recipes look great. Must try! :)
haha. hilarious!
Oyummmm!!! That cookies and cream one is ingenious! My two faves in one bowl...this is too much!
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Haha!! So funny!! You are adorable. Love your blog!
Haha, I laughed so hard I literally am in tears right now. It's brave of you to write it down xD
Ha ha, what a brilliant story... was so not expecting that! ;) I've had popcorn down my top before (classy!) but never there! ;)
I've just eaten some popcorn, but it didn't look as good as any of yours!
I am cracking up–too funny! I just love those goofy moments!
Sometimes I just pop instant popcorn.. for the smell. Not to eat. It makes things seem more jovial. Like I'm about to watch a movie or something.
and now you just made me laugh do hard!! thank you for that ;)))
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