I recently found out that Mr. Branflake's ancestral line is linked to royalty.
While doing his genealogy, he stumbled across a marriage that took place in an English castle back in the day when only royalty married in castles.
And then I had a dream where all countries in the world had their own kings and queens because democracy and republics just weren't doing it for any of us.
And do you know who the king of USA was?
The Burger King guy.
So naturally, I've been thinking a lot about royalty and the fact that I'm pretty much linked to the crown. I saw this beauty on Modcloth yesterday, fell in love, and bought it without a second thought.
Clearly, I'm thinking I have a royal bank ledger.
Just kidding, this lovely bauble only cost twenty bucks.
That's about five Burger King Whoppers.
And... that's my profound thought of the day.
Can't you imagine me wearing this on a hot date with Mr. Branflake?